How does it feel to have admirers writing things like “I am TURNED ON by his voice” and “my panties just evaporated” on YouTube about a Jaguar video?
Well… I’m very flattered indeed. I just hope the lady in question had a spare pair on! I actually didn’t know about these comments, but I think they’re fantastic.
got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”
Ellen gives Edgar the pizza guy at the Oscars a $1,000 tip (x)
SEE THEY’RE HAVING FUN WITH IT, NOW ALL YA’LL GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND STOP TEARING DOWN WOMEN TO RAISE OTHER WOMEN UP.
"Billy where is your homework?"
"im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”